These are super eerie… awesome, but just a little otherworldly. :-)
♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell
Jingle bell rock
Jingle bell swing
And jingle bells ring ♪
Disney home of sluts in the making
When wanting safe sex gets you branded a ‘slut’ you know we live in a culture full of people who hate women..
My Travels in 2013 - May 11, Chiang Mai, Thailand
Colorful Flamingo at the Chiang Mai Zoo
i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end
i saw this
so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this
wow past you was a bitch
Ah, what a futile attempt at being creative. Seems everyone else had the same stupid idea. Also, if you must do this, at least get signs with better typography.
I really, really loathe this sign.
They’d been seeing each other for a few months, but it felt like he’d known her all his life. John had never believed in soul mates before, but everything just felt so right with Kate, that he was beginning to think she might be the One. Late one night, as he kissed her goodnight on her doorstop, she put a hand against his chest, looked him in the eye, and said “You’ve stolen my heart.”
"Aw babe, that’s so sweet," he said. "I feel the exact same - "
She cut him off. “No,” she said harshly. Her gaze was cold and steady, and her fingernails were digging into his chest. “You’ve taken something that is precious to me, something that can never be returned. And I will have my revenge.” She flew straight up into the air, turned into a monstrous dragon, and disappeared into the night sky.
He woke up in a cold sweat. It had only been a dream. Or had it? Something didn’t feel quite right, but he couldn’t figure it out. He showered and dressed for work, at the law office that bore his name. Only when he arrived, his name wasn’t there. “Hey Nancy, what happened to the sign?” he asked his receptionist.
"I’m sorry, who are you?" she said.
"Funny joke. I’m John!" he said.
"John who?" she said.
"What do you mean John who? I’m John…"
He couldn’t for the life of him remember his last name.
"Uh, I’m not feeling too well today," he told Nancy. "I’m taking the day off."
She just looked at him oddly as he walked out the door.
Outside the building, he took a few shallow, panicked breaths. He took out his driver’s license and looked at the name on it.
All it said was “John.” There was no last name at all.
He decided to call his father.
"Dad, something weird is happening," he said when his father picked up.
"Who is this?" his father said.
"It’s John, dad."
"I’m your son! I have the same last name as you do!" John was almost in tears.
"I have no son," the old man said in a hollow voice. "I have no last name. And neither do you. You shall have no sons or daughters to carry on your name. Your name and deeds are blotted from the books of history, forever."
The phone clicked.
OH MY GOD IT GOT SO GOOD
And my Sketch coloured ♥ I didnt draw on my computer in a while so it might look a bit strange but well yeah :D there you go !