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Same, that’s why i’m not going to start the price of salt until it’s academically safe lol

Good idea LOL. + the longer you delay it, the less time you have to agonizingly wait for the movie.


FUCKING THIS. LITERALLY NO ONE WANTED TO SEE YOUR BULGE DONNIE. BOY BYEEEE

LOL IT’S SO PROMINENT AND JUST…THERE YOU CANNOT UNSEE IT ONCE YOU SEE IT.


proudlyunicorn replied to your post: Nothing more romantic than candlelit b…

"Our relationship can be whatever we want it to be…. I was hoping maybe you’d want it to be something that involved fucking in Felix’s bed. I brought candles? -actual puppy face-"

Oh true they did fucking have sex, so I guess it worked.

Damn I need Delphine’s charming skillets.


SERIOUSLY. I was like, wouldn’t a hard light be better for medical procedures, bby?

Um yeah you don’t wanna like MISS THE VEIN or some shit Iunno.

God Delphine, do you even SCIENCE?


I can relate to this on a spiritual level

I only noticed how weird it is that my headset mic is sticking out like that after I posted it…

I’m also down to the last row of cookies :<



tomhardyist replied to your post: Y’all are some nasty fucks to be rejoi…

oh fandoms


gleerant replied to your post:42 21 26
haha gone are the days when 26 would’ve been about “the oaf”!

oh god, just mentioning that guy makes me facepalm.


proudlyunicorn replied to your post “Dull long-lasting cramps are so lame, go big in one burst or go home.”

Idk dude I’ve had them so bad before as a one shot that I passed out.

Ou maybe that can happen during my exam and I can be excoosed.


your biology posts always crack me up cause im taking the same types of classes right now and i understand COMPLETELY

Ohhhh good luck to you, my friend! Hopefully biology is kind to you.